the moose clan

Ooook... Here is all the things the new moose have to know....

1. We are allied with The Elk, Penguin, and Squirrel Clan

2. I am the Moose King

3. We used to have an amazing dance... But Tig fixed the bug like thing that caused it >.<

4. Troll the common mouse whenever possible

5. Dont attack or troll fellow moose

6. Our main enemy is the common mouse, but we have others, like the anvil god

7. 42 Is the answer to life, the universe, and evrything

8. We accept anyone who is willing to become a moose, and make enemies with the Mice

9. Dont be overly annoying around other moose

10. But around mice its ok

11. Mooscave is our tribe room

12. I really dont know if theres anything else xD

13. There might be....

14. Or not.....

15. Hmmmm.....

16. Random facts about your king!

17. I play alto sax :3

18. I am in marching band

19. My favorite color is blue

20. I have a ps3

21. Im hungry

22. I need fooood >.<

23. And.... hm.... im NOT single ;P

24. I recently started Transformice again after i quit over the schoolyear

25. We're almost done... I think...

26. You know what... nah... i wanna go on for at least 100 more!!

27. JK!

28. You were probably all FU--!

29. Lol poor you xP

30. Hm... more about me...

31. Cuz im uber special :3

32. I like to swim

33. And watch anime

34. I like to listen to music to

35. And one of my favorite tv shows is Psych

36. Yay for Netflix on the ps3!

37. Ugh im so bored right now >.<

38. <:3 )~

39. Did that look like a mouse ^

40. if so kill it.

41. 41 is the worst number ever.

42. 42!!!

43. 43 is a terrible number to

44. (>^^)> This is kirby

45. Hes amazing!

46. Hm... I used to be part of the Shadow Wolf Tribe...

47. But then i moved to The $exy Mice

48. Cuz im sexy Hahaha xD

49. Then i re-made the moose clan

50. wow all the way to 50 :3 i feel so accomplished xD

51. Ugh i probably need to stop sometime xD

52. but i really have nothing else to do

53. eh just blame Lynn since she quiiiit!

54. Sadface

55. Or Cocoapop cuz i always blame things on her

56. I wonder if anyone will ever read this far...

57. If you do you amazing!!

58. Plz keep reading lol cuz someone has to xD

59. If you dont this would all be a waste of time...

60. Evn though if you do read it, it still is a waste of time....

61. Eh i dont care

62. If your still reading this... I love you in a non-sexual Jesus Kinda way

63. xD

64. Ill probably stop at 75

65. Maybe....

66. Or not xD

67. Transformoose ftw lol

68. Finally almost done!!

69. Cuz this is actually pretty boring and hard cuz im running out of ideas

70. COUNTDOWN! 5

71. 4

72. 3

73. 2

74. 1

75. JK!!! It used to end here buuuut i was bored so i made it keep on going

76. I bet you hate me now

77. But its ok, you wouldnt be the first :D!

78. Well new rule (OMG an actual rule O.o (and this is why you should read all the way :P))

79. If you leave the tribe you will be hunted down by my army of awesome moose

80. Or if you just piss me off

81. Yep im thinkin of you tri... something something something

82. Hmm.... idr his name xD

83. SO yep.... i has some poems for yall :3

84. Or at least i think they are poems...

85. hmmm....

86. eh whatever here they are

87. I once was a sailor, big and strong, i sailed across the seven seas...

88. in my purple thong

89. And that is the story of my life :D!

90. Nother one :3

91. As I sailed across the air, all sexily in my tri-force flying machine thingy like a boss, i suddenly came upon a strong wind...

92. And i was blown into nothingness

93. True story

94. It happend on the day i made these last few.... "rules"

95. Just ask Zw

96. for he is their and he is one of my most trusted moose people things

97. Well that took a while >.<

98. but were almost done :D!

99. *Le drumroll*

100. We made it :D!

101. Ohp i went over 100 cuz i give more then 100%, i give 101% :D!

Read that! ^

Its important... kinda... ok not really... but i changed it xD